Quentin Whistleton-Thynne's Art Gallery
The voluptuous lady before you is Penelope Ostrogoth - Rucker, sister of the Mem Sahib and all round good sport.
She can drink like a fish and smoke like a beagle, and has been known to thoroughly wear out middle-aged colonels with an armoury of carnal jiggery pokery, second to none.
We see her reclining in a typical manner.
Sweet innocence radiating from every pore. Her violet eyes and blond locks as beauteous a vision as one could ask for.
She is to art what the Mem sahib is to slaughter houses; perfectly in her element.
It must be said it was a toss up between Penelope and Griselda as to who would bag me first.
Fortunately for my wife she was the elder and inherited all the cash after her papa popped his clogs.
So I had no choice really and anyway Penny was always calling around when the Mem was orf doing some charity work, so I had the best of both worlds really.
Toodle Pip
Quentin Whistleton-Thynne (Col. rtd)
April 1st 2005
